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The Day Of Christmas

December 2, 2011

It was the day of christmas. There were presents galore. Presents that covered the entire floor. The stockings were filled to the top, looked like their seems were about to pop. The children were thrilled, as they rushed out. They knew there were lots, there was no doubt. I was awakened by the sound of […]

Horrific Wedding

November 18, 2011

I was a teenage zombie when I decided to get married to Jennifer on halloween. I couldn’t wait to touch Jennifer’s body during our zombie honeymoon and I knew she couldn’t wait to be the bride of Chucky. The lost boys were my groomsmen who all wore the shining pocket watches I gave them. Jennifer’s brides maids all wore […]