must reads
Just another WordPress.com weblog

Archive for the ‘attn’ Category

Horrific Wedding

November 18, 2011

I was a teenage zombie when I decided to get married to Jennifer on halloween. I couldn’t wait to touch Jennifer’s body during our zombie honeymoon and I knew she couldn’t wait to be the bride of Chucky. The lost boys were my groomsmen who all wore the shining pocket watches I gave them. Jennifer’s brides maids all wore […]

Right name, Wrong Number

November 12, 2011

I called my friend Matt and I thought he’d answer since I just hung up the phone with him.  I forgot to mention something so I caled him right back.  Only a female answered so I thought it was his girfriend only it didn’t quite sound like her. I was like, “Uhhhh is Matt there?” […]

facebook making people less social?

November 12, 2011

I’ve read in a few places and even saw on the news that facebook is making people even less social.  They said that in stead of being actual functioning creatures of society, they’d rather sit behind their computer at facebook and other social networking sites. These things have also said that people also go out […]

The lies we tell kids

February 1, 2007

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tooth Fairy… why do we tell children these lies?  I never thought about it til I had a kid.  When I was little, I was maybe 7 when I found out Santa wasn’t real.  My uncle usded to dress up as Santa & 1 year, I said who it […]

There’s a Thing Called Personal Space

January 21, 2007

When you’re at the checkout lane at the store, give the person in front of you a bit of space.  I know I’m not the only person that gets annoyed by having someone practically up your ass in the line.  The line’s not gonna move any faster if you’re standing on my heels.  And I […]

Attn girls: wear clothes that actually fit you

January 16, 2007

   Females, please please look into a mirror before you go out into public.  If you don’t have a mirror, go buy one.    It disgusts me when I go out to a store & see a chick in clothes that are clearly too small.  She has a muffin top hangin over her jeans & […]